Cigarattes

Breaking sugar, tobacco and caffeine habits quickly improves a person’s quality of life.

A person’s self-esteem also significantly increases by eliminating habits that are destructive to the conscious mind and physical body. The surest way to stop smoking is to make a nonnegotiable decision to stop smoking completely and forever ... And then stop completely and forever without using any crutches such as increased eating, snacking, sweets, sucking Lifesavers, or excessive bragging. A person who uses such crutches will almost always return to smoking sooner or later. The decision to stop must be decisive, irrevocable, uncompromisable, and forever.

For those of our members who still smoke be aware that the whole world condemns smoking although there is no way for them to stop the manufacturing and selling of cigarettes and cigars. You are the condemned one ! Why must you remain such for the rest of your life? Get out of it and turn a new leaf for your life and the clean world heartily welcomes you.

Anyway, let’s cheer up and enjoy the following story, sent to me by a friend :-
Subject: Annie Wan? Sum Wan? Noe Wan? Sum Buddy? Noe Body?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Mr. Sori : Yes you could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone ! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan !
It's urgent!

Mr. Sori : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!
But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr. Sori : I am Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!

Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I am Sori! I am Sori!!I AM SORI!!! YOU didn't even give me YOUR name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told you before I am Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy !

written by Tunku Farid
edited by Aida Halim